{"id":789,"date":"2017-10-24T17:32:31","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T17:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/?p=789"},"modified":"2021-02-24T22:13:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-24T22:13:22","slug":"sows-ear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/2017\/10\/24\/sows-ear\/","title":{"rendered":"Sow\u2019s Ear"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Margaret Delashmit, Guest Contributor<\/h2>\n<p>Massive mahogany fireplaces shine in the soft light<br \/>\nOriental rugs accentuate polished oak<br \/>\nOld silver gleams on coffee table and chest<br \/>\nAncestors\u2019 portraits adorn the walls<br \/>\nThe family crest declares antiquity<br \/>\nManicured lawns bespeak peace\u2014<br \/>\nAll tell a story of old money.<\/p>\n<p>Now a wedding chapel<br \/>\nSought by those who cherish tradition.<br \/>\nGenteel owners speak in cultured tones<br \/>\nTo lovely brides weaving a romantic spell<br \/>\nAround this house and this most important day<br \/>\nTo last a lifetime in memory and photo<br \/>\nAmid the realities of their future lives.<\/p>\n<p>The lovely coordinator enters,<br \/>\nLong young legs glide in short skirt and hose,<br \/>\nLong blonde hair sways to shapely hips,<br \/>\nBeautiful face smiles, enhancing the cultured air\u2014<br \/>\nThen, muted but clear,\u00a0&#8220;You stupid b_!&#8221;<br \/>\nHer shrill voice the spell breaks\u2014<br \/>\nLissome beauty does not a silk purse make.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Margaret Delashmit, Guest Contributor Massive mahogany fireplaces shine in the soft light Oriental rugs accentuate polished oak Old silver gleams on coffee table and chest Ancestors\u2019 portraits adorn the walls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[345],"tags":[350],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-creative-writing","tag-original-poetry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freedomshillprimer.com\/institute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}