Why would none of James Fenimore Cooper\u2019s Leatherstocking Tales make it into the American Canon? Recently, in class, we discussed reasons for this, and among those was that the main character of these stories isn\u2019t in line with F.O. Matthiessen\u2019s political ideals. Matthiessen was a devout left-wing socialist who chose things like Whitman\u2019s poems and Melville and Hawthorne\u2019s novels. The protagonist for The Deerslayer is a man who symbolizes what it means to be a rugged, independent human. If you pay attention to what Socialists of America say nowadays, then you would know that independence is scary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Natty Bumppo lives on his own without the help of the government. There is nothing Bumppo relies on the government for, and that is terrifying because that means they can\u2019t control him either. The individual lifestyle and the individual choice are scary to a government that wants everyone to conform. Matthiessen can\u2019t just sit here and allow a novel with a different ideology to be read by all these silly Americans. It was up to him to filter out all the dirty, evil writings about what it meant to use your own hands to provide for yourself. Francis Otto Matthiessen: educator, scholar, and literary critic? No, he was a hero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Socialism is the safest and best way to get to the future. If I had a dollar for every time I wished there was more socialism, then I guess the government would take all of it. I\u2019d be happy to supply my government with all I\u2019ve ever worked for because aren\u2019t we all just working towards equal poverty levels?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For a long time now, I\u2019ve also been trying to stay vegan. I go to the store and the first thing my disgusting brain does is think of all the healthy things I need to buy. I\u2019m sick and tired of letting myself stay so painfully accountable. If only the government handed out rations of cardboard gruel, (not the milk kind) then I could live the perfect healthy lifestyle. What\u2019s this? Special ingredient of the week is shoelaces! I wondered why Mr. Government wanted us to hand ours in. What a kind government.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two-hundred words left, and I\u2019ve done all this writing by myself. It hurts, and I\u2019m scared. I thought we were all going to work on this together, but everyone else has decided to leave it to me. The job must be done. I have no choice to leave it as well, for if I do, the government won\u2019t feed any of us. My coworkers will blame me, so I might as well complete the whole task myself. The quality isn\u2019t as good when I do it on my own, but at least I have Matthiessen\u2019s Canon to comfort me afterwards. I just love the way the community in Hawthorne\u2019s book bands together to dehumanize men and women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On second thought. I\u2019m sure someone else wrote at least seven-hundred words, so if I just take the two papers and round them together then we\u2019ll both have done our job perfectly! That\u2019s a success in the eyes of the government. I\u2019m off to join the ration lines, catch you later. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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